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This video is a hilarious response to the ad (posted below) paid for by Hillary’s Super Pac, where famous libtard actors condescendingly and repeatedly told us all how important it was that we all go out and vote… for Hillary. Thanks for nothing, losers. Thanks for being so monumentally ineffective in your B.S. propaganda that you couldn’t even get your candidate elected. Now go out and get a real job!

 

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Save The Day . Vote

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Only 8 days and counting until we no longer need to look at those “Marmadukes.” The owner of the Barry Soetoro Youtube channel has really outdone himself with this one – comedic genius!

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Better late than never…

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By Nial Ferguson

In his inaugural address, Obama promised “not only to create new jobs, but to lay a new foundation for growth.” He promised to “build the roads and bridges, the electric grids, and digital lines that feed our commerce and bind us together.” He promised to “restore science to its rightful place and wield technology’s wonders to raise health care’s quality and lower its cost.” And he promised to “transform our schools and colleges and universities to meet the demands of a new age.” Unfortunately the president’s scorecard on every single one of those bold pledges is pitiful.

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I’m not making this up, folks.

Yes, Hillary Clinton has literally taken a huge dump on America.

The actual Drudge Report link reads “Hillary’s bus dumps shit in street… HAZMAT called.”

You heard that correctly… Hillary’s shit is so toxic, a HAZMAT team needed to be called. Let that sink in for a moment.

The report from CBS46 states that this disturbing incident occurred on Grayson highway Tuesday morning in Lawrenceville, GA.

This, from that report:

Lawrenceville police are investigating a claim that involves a Democratic National Committee tour bus illegally dumping human waste in between campaign stops.

Police say when they arrived on the scene, toilet paper was scattered everywhere and there was a foul smell.

What Hillary Thinks of America

What Hillary Thinks of America

If dropping a giant duece on the street is how Hillary expresses her view of America now, just think what will happen if she gets elected. Oh – the humanity!

 

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So Michelle Obama, oops, I mean Michael Obama (sorry Barry, no offence intended – I prefer to use your name for that thing, whatever it actually is), has been on the rag as of late over release of Trump’s taped faux pas.

Michael waxed dramatic over Trump’s grievous offense, which was doing essentially what men do – all men – at one time or another. His mistake was that he did it over a hot mic. Locker room talk about women. Yeah, that’s what men do. Sorry libtards. Get used to it.

So essentially what these ignorant liberals are telling you is that men being men is unacceptable. Intolerable. Men being men is natural, so what they prefer would be ‘unnatural.’ Yes, I think I’m starting to understand these weirdos. I think what they mean is that they prefer this:

Fugly

Fugly

To this:

A Real Man

A Real Man

 

Michael Obama called Trump’s taped comments about women “shocking,” “demeaning,” and below “basic standards of human decency.”

That’s funny, Michael. Ironic, actually, because I would say the same thing about a man that pretends to be a woman – going so far as even to lie about it. To me, that is shocking, demeaning, and below the basic standards of human decency.

But I would be remiss to expect your average Godless liberal pervert to understand simple common sense such as that. And that is exactly what you represent, Michael Obama. You, your “husband,” Hillary Clinton, and all the rest that have been at the helm of power in this country as far back as living memory allows. Every last one of you disgusting, anti-God, anti-human filth that America is at last waking up to and pushing back against by supporting Donald Trump, even in the face of never-before-seen slander and unending attacks. You perverts are desperate and panicking, and your desperation is showing – not the least of which in Michael’s latest pathetic attempt at character assassination discussed here in this post.

“I can’t believe I’m saying a candidate for president of the United States has bragged about sexually assaulting women,” Michael said.

Well I can’t believe the First Lady is not a lady at all.

Also, he wasn’t admitting to sexual assault, Michael. As stated before, he was just doing what men do. C’mon, you probably remember doing the same yourself when you were playing football as Michael Robinson in high school:

The following excerpt is the true biographical information of Michelle Obama, given to me on June 25, 2011 by a former member of the First Lady’s personal staff. He shall remain anonymous for the time being to protect his life as well as the lives of his family:
“Michelle Obama, First Lady of the United States, was born Michael LaVaughn Robinson in Chicago, Illinois on January 17th, 1964. He was the second son born to Fraser Robinson III, a well known cocaine dealer and union thug for Crime Lord/Mayor Richard J. Daley, and Marian Shields Robinson, a transient street prostitute who was diagnosed with the HIV virus in 1998. He was a popular high school athlete and in 1982, he accepted a scholarship to play middle linebacker for the Oregon State Beavers [that’s apropos].
After finishing a respectable rookie season with 88 tackles and 7.5 sacks, he suddenly dropped out of the school. Fellow teammates observed that Robinson could regularly be heard lamenting over how he is a “woman trapped inside a man’s body”, and on January 13th, 1983, he underwent sex reassignment surgery at Johns Hopkins University School of Medicine. To hide the shame of his new identity, Michael left Oregon State to attend Princeton University under his new legal name, “Michelle Robinson”. Years later, he met Barry Obama Jr. a Kenyan immigrant who later became aware of “Michelle’s” true identity. They subsequently married and adopted two children.” – usapoliticstoday.com
So that’s who you are and you have the cajones (well, you once did) to levy such vitriol against Donald Trump?
Sling your dirt, perverts. None are dirtier than you.
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So few words have ever brought such joy.

In Sunday’s debate Hillary had a lapse in good judgement by saying “It’s just awfully good that someone with the temperament of Donald Trump is not in charge of the law in our country.”

To which Donald immediately responded “Because you’d be in jail.”

Boom! Doesn’t Hillary know that you can’t stump the Trump? Well, NOW she does.

I also really enjoyed hearing gay Anderson Pooper of Vanderbilt fame (and fortune) snidely tell the applauding and cheering audience to shut it. What’s the matter, Pooper? Can’t handle it when your protected candidate get’s their head handed to them on a platter? Poor little wimp.

 

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All flies know where they belong.

 

Mark Dice

 

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